Jamie Phelps

Jan 28 2012
Blue morpho by @slb

Blue morpho by @slb

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(via Colossal)

(via Colossal)

Jan 26 2012
I’d hit a moose with a shovel for you.
@slb

Jan 25 2012
tj:


mattdoucette:

Jailhouse Fingers Dupree. I do not want to know what “Jailhouse Fingers” are…

Big Fingers Parker.

As your mom what it means.

Or your sister.

Boney Dog Bradley

tj:

mattdoucette:

Jailhouse Fingers Dupree. I do not want to know what “Jailhouse Fingers” are…

Big Fingers Parker.

As your mom what it means.

Or your sister.

Boney Dog Bradley

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Jan 24 2012

Jan 23 2012
Jan 22 2012
This is probably Missing-E’s fault too.

This is probably Missing-E’s fault too.

Dec 12 2011
BULK bag

BULK bag

Dec 08 2011

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tj:

wordishness:

“I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian. But you don’t have to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military, but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school… I’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage… Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.”

— Rick Perry

Today Christians … stand at the head of [this country]… I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit … We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past … (few) years.

— Adolf Hitler

Sadly, it would surprise me more if a GOP candidate didn’t sound like Hitler…

tj:

wordishness:

“I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian. But you don’t have to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military, but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school… I’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage… Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.”

— Rick Perry

Today Christians … stand at the head of [this country]… I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit … We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past … (few) years.

— Adolf Hitler

Sadly, it would surprise me more if a GOP candidate didn’t sound like Hitler…

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Dec 07 2011

For your enjoyment and potentially limited usefulness

Lately, I’ve found myself highly amused by Merlin’s giggly reaction to Dan’s pronunciation of Brett TERPstra’s surname on Back to Work. So great was my amusement that I made a ringtone. In iOS 5, this will work as a text tone as well.

Download the ringtone

Boom.

Jul 29 2011
Many hours of incessant practice must be spent to acquire the requisite amount of skill; but it must be remembered if feats at card-handling could be attained for the asking there would be little in such performance to interest or profit anyone.

Nov 22 2009

Down 35 Pounds and Counting

Earlier today I posted an entry about my awesome new Troy Polamalu jersey. The birthday is a great time to reflect on my weight loss goals as well. I’m really happy with my progress thus far. This is me today:

And this was me at WWDC in June:

So far, I’ve lost 37 pounds, down to 228 from 265. I started tracking my calorie intake and output pretty aggressively (or neurotically depending on your point of view) in August using Lose It! for iPhone. Lose It! tells me that I weighed 257 pounds on August 10, so I’ve lost nearly 30 pounds in 3 months.

I’ve got a ways to go before I make my goal weight of 200 pounds, but six months after my worst state, I am in the best shape I’ve been in since I got married and I’m well on my way to being in the best shape of my life. I’m feeling great and looking forward to whatever life has in store going forward.

Sep 13 2009

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Download now or watch on posterous

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Man was not meant to watch football like this. :(

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